Wednesday, January 21, 2009

A word of caution!

All animals are equal but pigs more equal than others!
Borrowing from this oft mis-quoted line from Animal Farm, i would like to present my little musing on the discrepancies of life which we often face,when the other guy always gets the yummier partner, low emi , high value house, dream job, and lady luck!

a)Beware of a boss who pats you on the back and gives you extra roles to fulfill. It means he is going to give the raise and the credit to someone else , while you will clean the trenches.
b)Beware of the colleague who says you are looking great nowadays, it means that your flying too high and they are probably plotting to take you down a few notches.
c) Beware of the landlord who says you are almost family, it definitely means he is going to hike the rent because he feels you ought to fund the emi of his wife's latest little folly.
d)Beware of the gymn which says they will help you melt that weight away, they are sadists who are planning to plants bones where none existed.
e)Beware of the book which has 'Bestseller for 10 weeks' at the back....On whose List?The Visually Challenged and Illiterate.
f)Beware of the Relative who calls you weekly, they definitely plan to borrow money, get jobs for their children,or they are planning to move in with u Indefinitely.
g) Beware of the man or woman whom you like when they tell you , that you 'get them' , be very sure that they will end up with the people who don't get them at all and will drive them crazy.
h)Run from anyone who calls you sweetheart and friend. You are wasting your time..you are a shoulder to cry on , a booze to use....but hey your not the one! Get It...

Life's Not Fair! Moving On.

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