A word of caution!

All animals are equal but pigs more equal than others!
Borrowing from this oft mis-quoted line from Animal Farm, i would like to present my little musing on the discrepancies of life which we often face,when the other guy always gets the yummier partner, low emi , high value house, dream job, and lady luck!

a)Beware of a boss who pats you on the back and gives you extra roles to fulfill. It means he is going to give the raise and the credit to someone else , while you will clean the trenches.
b)Beware of the colleague who says you are looking great nowadays, it means that your flying too high and they are probably plotting to take you down a few notches.
c) Beware of the landlord who says you are almost family, it definitely means he is going to hike the rent because he feels you ought to fund the emi of his wife's latest little folly.
d)Beware of the gymn which says they will help you melt that weight away, they are sadists who are planning to plants bones where none existed.
e)Beware of the book which has 'Bestseller for 10 weeks' at the back....On whose List?The Visually Challenged and Illiterate.
f)Beware of the Relative who calls you weekly, they definitely plan to borrow money, get jobs for their children,or they are planning to move in with u Indefinitely.
g) Beware of the man or woman whom you like when they tell you , that you 'get them' , be very sure that they will end up with the people who don't get them at all and will drive them crazy.
h)Run from anyone who calls you sweetheart and friend. You are wasting your time..you are a shoulder to cry on , a booze to use....but hey your not the one! Get It...

Life's Not Fair! Moving On.

A story about New Hopes

2009 has dawned on us like a hangover Sunday ....and this could be a short summary of our hopes and dreams! Please accuse writer imagination!

This Year

The Lover is hoping to actualise his one true love. Kickboxing.........himself......the only girl in the world who refused him or a new fetish..

The Rainy Day Man is trying to find a new mailbox to write from, so that he can post a beginning and come home.

The Consultant is hoping to step into Alice's Looking Glass so that she doesn't have to drive to a job which is located at the end of the world for peanuts.

The Queen of Hearts is hoping to rise from the debris of heartbreak on her 2008 pack of cards to a braver world of corporate machinations freed from political love.

The Drunkard is hoping that his mother will find him a beautiful rich new bride and the sudden but traumatic death of his old one.

The Saint is strategising on the prospective future of 28 apostles while hoping and waiting for Godot.

The Genius is hoping to wring the neck of B.Ramalinga Raju to appease his equity balance.

The Singer is hoping to serenade a coy 25 year old into becoming his happily after..

The Grim Reaper is planning to recession at home.

The Party Animal is hoping to come out of the closet soon

The Entrepreneur is hoping to satiate her thirst on a calorie full or free account

The Child is hoping to celebrate her birthday in Paris.

The Good Friend & Advisor is hoping to get some quick loving, and wipe the rest off on the curtain.

The Painter is hoping to become a business tycoon and make Mandarin profits.

The Youth is hoping to dash around with a Singaporean, a Pakistani or mother's home made recipe.

and The Author is Hoping to Marry Off Mother....!